Occupy Uranus - Perfect Tee

You wanted it @OwenSparks?

You Got It.

Meet the first official merch for the long-awaited journey to Uranus: the OCCUPY URANUS tee. Because after centuries of flybys, probes, and awkward jokes, it’s finally time for humanity to show up in person… or at least on your chest.

Premium unisex black tee — ultra-soft, lightweight, and ready for whatever adventures (or dad jokes) the solar system throws at you.

• Buttery-soft fabric that feels like it was woven by aliens
• Distressed print for that authentic “we’ve been exploring since 1986” vibe
• Printed and shipped from Earth (for now)
• Added surprise inside the collar!

Whether you’re leading the charge to Uranus or just here for the memes, this is the shirt the solar system has been waiting for. First batch is already printing.

grab yours before we actually launch the mission. 🚀